Description

Sip it loud, sip it proud — you're holding a mug with our logo on it, which basically makes you cooler than 87% of the population. Whether it’s coffee, tea, or emotional damage in liquid form, this mug won’t judge. It’s sturdy, glossy, and way more dependable than your last situationship.

• Ceramic, because plastic is for quitters
• Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz — choose your chaos
• Dishwasher and microwave safe (we tested so you don’t have to)
• Vivid Mood Spit logo print that survives both soap and scalding heat
• Lead and BPA-free — because we're only toxic in our sarcasm

This masterpiece is made just for you the moment you click "buy," which means it’s not sitting in a sad warehouse collecting dust next to 800 unwanted motivational quote mugs. Yeah, it takes a little longer to ship — because we actually give a damn about not overproducing. You’re welcome for making a smarter, sassier, and slightly more patient choice.

Thanks for being a decent human and not fueling the landfill fashion parade.