Description

For when your vibe is 90% caffeine withdrawal and 10% cowboy chaos. This durable vinyl sticker tells the world you're yeehawing through nonsense—one decaf day at a time.

Stick it to laptops, water bottles, or the lingering hope of a productive morning. Bubble-free application means even your existential crisis won’t wrinkle it.

• Thick, durable vinyl that sticks like your last bad decision
• High opacity—because transparency is overrated
• Bubble-free, like your personality before coffee
• 95µ density, certified “Yeehaw-Resistant™”

Wipe down the surface first, partner. This cowboy’s got standards.