ABOUT MOOD SPIT
Just here to help you laugh at this mess we call life.
Mood Spit exists for one reason:
To turn sarcasm, dark thoughts, and emotional side-eyes into products that make people chuckle at the absurdity of life.
This brand isn’t about pretending everything’s fine.
It’s about laughing anyway — through the burnout, the brain fog, the awkward silences, and the "how is this my life?" moments.
Because sometimes, the best kind of self-care is seeing your internal monologue printed on a coffee mug.
To turn sarcasm, dark thoughts, and emotional side-eyes into products that make people chuckle at the absurdity of life.
This brand isn’t about pretending everything’s fine.
It’s about laughing anyway — through the burnout, the brain fog, the awkward silences, and the "how is this my life?" moments.
Because sometimes, the best kind of self-care is seeing your internal monologue printed on a coffee mug.
Born from frustration. Fueled by creative rebellion.
Mood Spit was created by Two Pixels Short, a digital studio that originally set out to help others build online shops. After dozens of failed pitches (and not a single sale), the decision was made: stop asking permission.
So we built our own brand instead. One that said what we actually wanted to say.
Mood Spit is part creative outlet, part business experiment, and part proof that if you're going to build something — it might as well have teeth.
And if it doesn’t take off? Well, we'll pivot. Again. With even more sarcasm.
Mood Spit was created by Two Pixels Short, a digital studio that originally set out to help others build online shops. After dozens of failed pitches (and not a single sale), the decision was made: stop asking permission.
So we built our own brand instead. One that said what we actually wanted to say.
Mood Spit is part creative outlet, part business experiment, and part proof that if you're going to build something — it might as well have teeth.
And if it doesn’t take off? Well, we'll pivot. Again. With even more sarcasm.
What’s in the shop?
All the things you didn’t know you needed until they made you laugh.
You’ll find:
+ T-shirts with a bite
+ Mugs that say what you can’t in meetings
+ Stickers that raise eyebrows
+ Accessories for people who’d rather be left alone (with style)
Designed to be loud enough to make people look twice — and clever enough to make them snort-laugh.
All the things you didn’t know you needed until they made you laugh.
You’ll find:
+ T-shirts with a bite
+ Mugs that say what you can’t in meetings
+ Stickers that raise eyebrows
+ Accessories for people who’d rather be left alone (with style)
Designed to be loud enough to make people look twice — and clever enough to make them snort-laugh.
Who’s it for?
If you use humor to cope, sass to survive, and memes to stay sane — this brand is probably for you.
Mood Spit is for people who enjoy having a dark personality. Who’d rather be honest than polite. Who don’t mind being the one that makes everyone else say, “Wait… read that again.”
Your vibe: Unfiltered. Your merch: Finally catching up.
If you use humor to cope, sass to survive, and memes to stay sane — this brand is probably for you.
Mood Spit is for people who enjoy having a dark personality. Who’d rather be honest than polite. Who don’t mind being the one that makes everyone else say, “Wait… read that again.”
Your vibe: Unfiltered. Your merch: Finally catching up.
What’s next?
We’re just getting started.
Expect more designs, more collections, and more brands built for the delightfully unhinged corners of humanity. Every item here was made to prove that even when life’s a mess, you can still laugh about it.
One product at a time.
We’re just getting started.
Expect more designs, more collections, and more brands built for the delightfully unhinged corners of humanity. Every item here was made to prove that even when life’s a mess, you can still laugh about it.
One product at a time.
