Description

Lazy? No. You’re just conserving energy in style.
This tee doesn’t cling, squeeze, or judge. It drapes like it knows you had plans… and chose a nap instead. Light, breathable, and ready for absolutely nothing.

• 100% ring-spun cotton, spun like your excuses
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester — because even fabric needs backup
• Fabric weight: featherlight (4.5 oz/yd² for the overachievers reading this)
• Semi-fitted — hugs just enough to imply effort
• Side-seamed so you don’t look twisted (even if your priorities are)
• Collar’s narrow, like your tolerance
• Shoulders and neck: taped. Not for sports. Just... taped.
• Proudly sourced from Honduras, sloth-approved

Disclaimer: The white one might look a little “forgotten in the laundry” off-white. Embrace it. It’s a vibe.